The Whiffenpoof Song

 Can You Pass or Flunk This Test?
Who Am I?
I am under 45 years old,
I love the outdoors,
I hunt,
I am a Republican reformer,
I have taken on the Republican Party establishment,
I have many children,
I have a spot on the national ticket as vice president with less
than two years in the governor's office.

Let the Chinese Cracked Pot be your guide.

If you guessed Sarah Palin, you flunked.

Congratulations, I am Teddy Roosevelt in 1900.

The Whiffenpoof Song - attributed to Tod Galloway

The answer to "Who am I?" is below.
Provided by a veteran 11/06/06.

Meade Minnegerode, 1910

From the tables down at Mory's,
To the place where Louie dwells,
And the dear, old Temple Bar we love so well,
Sing the Whiffenpoofs assembled,
With their glasses raised on high!
And the magic of their singing, casts a spell.

Yes the magic of their singing,
Of the songs we love so well:
"Shall I Wasting" and "Mavourneen" and the rest!
We will serenade our Louie,
Till health and voices fail,
And we'll pass and be forgotten with the rest.

We are poor little lambs
Who have lost our way,
Baa! Baa! Baa!
We are little, black sheep
Who have gone astray!
Baa! Baa! Baa!

Gentlemen, songsters, off on a spree,
Doomed from here to eternity.
Lord! Have mercy on such as we,
Baa! Baa! Baa!


The Whiffenpoof song is a parody of Gentleman Rankers by Rudyard Kipling.

The answer to "Who am I?" above.
This question has been begging for an answer since 05/07/2005 creation of this page.

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